In the delivery room


mother: is it a boy or a girl?

doctor: *puts baby between teeth* it’s a metaphor

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WIll Friedle and William Daniels.

Photo credit: jsher88888

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what’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination?


i hate this i hate u 

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AHH i just watched the trailer for obvious child it looks so good when can i see it

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efforts made by the pete holmes show to make him look goofy and non-sexual in bed have proved ineffective because the fact remains that that is an image of pete in bed and i’m aroused

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now i take a pill for no rabies and a pill for no babies


or fucking baaaabe

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i hope that in a thousand years no matter what has changed in technology and schooling teachers are still using shitty clip art pictures in their presentations


as you can see by the amount of bumper stickers on my car i am PISSED off at the government

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6’6” man interacts with grapefruit-sized dog

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The Champs.
Moshe Kasher & Neal Brennan
#atrossityphotography #la

Follow me on Instagram @tylerossity
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50 of my favorite people in no particular order:
Jimmy Fallon

No there’s a particular order and he’s number 1

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Jenny Slate Stars in ‘Obvious Child’ Trailer

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#storey watch this




i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

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