welllll guess i’m gonna go to sleep now since i have to wake up in four fucking hours to get ready to leave
*points to imaginary band* hit it!
FOR NEEEWWWW YOOOORRRKKKKK
i don’t joke about comedy
when all ur socks are in the washing machine so u don’t have anything to wear w/ ur nike sandals :(
Apology letter to my body
Everyone should try this for themselves
so my friend’s little brother is a HUGE fan of jimmy fallon and is super jealous that we’re going to see the tonight show tomorrow. in addition to that, we’ve been joking since last night that he’s mad because i got hashbrowns at ihop and he didn’t (that’s not very funny written down but it gets us where we’re going). anyway, we joked about going to get hashbrowns with jimmy after the show and he goes “ha, it’s like late night hashtags, you could go get late night hashbrowns!” and i’m still laughing
Director Jesse Zwick’s new drama About Alex tells the story of seven college friends who reunite for a weekend after one of them suffers an emotional breakdown.
Aubrey Plaza (Parks and Recreation), Max Greenfield (New Girl), Jason Ritter (Parenthood), and more star in the upcoming film that finds the seven friends realizing that despite keeping up through technology since graduating from college, they really don’t know each other as well as they used to.
"omg i hate small talk its so fake!!" like damn u must be so fucking annoying. its called being nice. if i was at a party and i was like "how r your classes going" and you were like "ugh lets skip that i KNOW u dont really CARE about my classes and i dont care about YOURS" i would log out of there so fucking fast
Chirs Baio takes his hot ride out for a spin.
Just so we’re clear, I’m fatter in person
The goodnights are cut short just so they can air an episode of “About A Boy”?
not everywhere… I still got burn notice
check your privilege i got a local religious program