mother: is it a boy or a girl?
doctor: *puts baby between teeth* it’s a metaphor
WIll Friedle and William Daniels.
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what’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination?
i hate this i hate u
AHH i just watched the trailer for obvious child it looks so good when can i see it
efforts made by the pete holmes show to make him look goofy and non-sexual in bed have proved ineffective because the fact remains that that is an image of pete in bed and i’m aroused
now i take a pill for no rabies and a pill for no babies
i hope that in a thousand years no matter what has changed in technology and schooling teachers are still using shitty clip art pictures in their presentations
as you can see by the amount of bumper stickers on my car i am PISSED off at the government
6’6” man interacts with grapefruit-sized dog
Moshe Kasher & Neal Brennan
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50 of my favorite people in no particular order:
No there’s a particular order and he’s number 1
Jenny Slate Stars in ‘Obvious Child’ Trailer
i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed
i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police